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These were worn a lot last summer; rotated between about 10 of them but definitely a LOT of manspreading in the hot sun to tease as much as possible.

If you’ve ever wondered what that straight guy’s taint smells like on the beach in the afternoon then these are for you.

I will wear them out running and to the gym before sending to ensure that they have a night to let all of my alpha sweat soak into them.  Let me know the areas that you want me to spend extra attention rubbing my scent into them and I will do that for you too.

As always, special requests are entertained.  I want to satisfy your thirst for the smell and taste of a hairy, alpha, straight male.  These are not even a year old, in mint condition physically, but they will arrive ready for you to use put them directly on your face.  At least for a little while before wearing them yourself.

HMU for special requests if desired and we can take it from there.

USPS tracking will be supplied with the order; items usually ship the next day after I have gotten my scent in them.  Will arrive in 1 -3 days if in the US.

Download a FREE audio sample of Alpha Andy meeting up with a Beta Buddy in the steamroom.  FULL 30 minute audio download is also available in the store.

The combo of the sweat spray, audio and this item are like having your alpha buddy’s man musky scent all over you and his voice in your ear.