Condom (full of cum)
My cum, in a condom, sealed from falling out, then freshly packaged and shipped to you. It’s quite yummy, so says the people that have swallowed it and asked for seconds and thirds, which I’ve obliged.
IMPORTANT: The postal service has refused to accept some shipments, even though they were stored well…because I’m sure they knew what they were. So I’ve unfortunately had to put all that cum in my Magnums and seal it up in a plastic specimen cup. Upside: It’s fresher and tastier!